Office Supplies

• Post-Its
  June 7, 2025
MEMO: New Formatting Guidelines for All Inter-Office Communications

June 28, 2025

Just a Little Heads up about what's gonna be going on around here in the future, m'kay?

Thanks for opening this memo, EMPLOYEE. I’ll just cut to the chase, there’re gonna be some new rules around here. I’m switching things up and I'm going to enact a new resolution: “SUPREME GUIDELINES FOR FORMATTING AND INFORMATION DENSITY” before the day is done. I’ve updated the look of all posts (except those designated "Heritage Posts" by the "NETBEANZ SOCIETY FOR PRESERVATION AND HERITAGE"), and now the main sort of “FORMAT,” if you will, is going to be a two-column layout, sort of like a newspaper. I’m doing this to increase the INFORMATION DENSITY of the site, and I’m excited to roll out this new change, along with the brand-new “POST-ITs” Tool (visible above).

In the future, information will be much denser, and you will have to use a magnifying glass to read posters, for example, like spies did during the Cold War to read sensitive intel. Read more about Microdots.

It’s going to be great. It’s gonna be dense. Thanks for your attention, F.O.N.s (Fans of Netbeanz).

A Trip to San Francisco

• Yeah, I'm from the Bay Area
  May 22, 2025
• Hawk Hill or Bus
  May 24, 2025
• Turkish Delight, Stick War, Castle Crashers
  May 25, 2025
• THE FINAL DAY IN SF AND A TRIP TO THE SFMOMA
  May 26, 2025

Welcome to Netbeanz

• A Clone of My Own
  February 13, 2025
• Les Journaux Digitales
  February 20, 2025
• DILM
  March 15, 2025
• Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night
  March 16, 2025
• A Letter from Your French Cousin, Le Pouf
  April 19, 2025