Kicking around a hackey sack is a great way to stay energized and blow off steam. But now I ask you this: what happens when I kick the sack a little bit too hard… everyone’s kicking it around until one person kicks it so hard that it flies right out the mail slot! Oopsies. Now what?

Well… it flies in a chaotic montage, licking and bouncing off of all sorts of puddles and bikes and people and taco stands and eventually… it summits the mountain of Signal hill as it takes one big beautiful panoramic view of the city. It joins a gym, a school, opens up several credit cards, and takes on debt. It lives a sad life - six kids with twelve on the way - stripper daughter, hooker son (both very successful). The sack’s really remembering the good ol’ days.

How’s the story go from here? Does Mr. Sack reclaim glory? Who is the antagonist? What does his hooker son do on the weekend? All this and more!